Hit tata na Instagramu: Iskren uvid u svakodnevnicu sa 4 ćerke

Simon Hooper na Instagramu dokumentuje svakodnevicu sa svoje četiri ćerke, koje svojim poduhvatima  oduševljavaju  njega i sve njegove pratitioce.

Postao je hit na Instagramu, jer objavljuje fotografije svojih uspona i padova u roditeljstvu. Profil se zove  “Father of Daughters” i ima skoro 4 miliona pratioca. Simon ne objavljuje “savršene” fotografije života već realnu i duhovitu perspektivu roditeljstva.

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No, this is not a background extra milking their scene in some low budget B movie horror film. It's the moment when I was getting headshots taken for my book & Ottie decided she absolutely positively couldn't give me a moment to myself – transforming my moment, very much into her moment. Clemmie scooped her up seconds later & I can laugh at this now but it does remind me just how hard it can be to achieve the simplest of tasks when a wailing child is within close promixity – thanks @philippajames for catching the memory & exposing the realities behind the image you see in the book! (Click on the link in my bio to get a copy) #backgroundscenegrabber #stealingmymoment #zombietoddler #theimagebehindtheimage #parenthoodinapicture #foreveroutnumbered #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #fod #instadad

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Ovo nije scena iz niskobudžetnog horor filma. Ovo je trenutak kada sam se fotografisao za svoju knjigu, a moja kći Ottie nije  htela da mi pokloni ni taj trenutak. Supruga Clemmie pozvala je kod sebe, na samo nekoliko sekunidi. Ovo uvek  podseća kako je teško obaviti najjednostavnije zadatke kada je uplakano dete u blizini – napisao je Simon u opisu fotografije.

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Ottie & Delilah still confuse the hell out of me but I'm starting to see differences. They could be mistaken for a narcissistic toddler starring in the mirror, yet they're obviously wired differently when it comes to tackling everyday problems that 18mth olds face. Much like a team building exercise at work that no one really a cares about (apart from Phil in finance) this morning the twins tackled the age old conundrum since bowls were invented – "How do I drink the milk at the bottom of the sodding bowl if the bowl's stuck to the table?" Ottie opted for the traditional 'spoon the milk on the table & face plant in it' – standard. Delilah thought outside the box & employed brute strength to overcome the gravity of the entire planet & poured the bowl, tray still attached, down her gullet. Somedays I struggle to express in words just how proud I am of these 2. #1problem2solutions #futurecrystalmazecontestants #nopointinclothesatbreakfast #philinfinanceisageek #breakfast #feedingtime #parenting #problemsolvers #twins #fod #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #instadad

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Jutros su moje blizanakinje Ottie i Delilah pokušavale popiti mleko koje se nalazi u činiji na stolu. Ottie je izabrala ‘tradicionalan’ način. Prosula je mleko po stolu i u to zabila lice. Delilah je razmišljala širih  okvira i upotrebila snagu da prevlada gravitaciju tako što je podigla pričvršćeno postolje zajedno za činijom i počela da pije mleko – napisao je otac.

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Did anyone else get the memo to inform all parents that its international opposites day today? No? Me neither but Apparently all children have been informed it's totally ok to do the exact opposite of what all overbearing full grown humans tell them to do. Case in point – this evening's Bathtime – I said "please stop splashing! mummy will kill me when I forget to tidy this up later". What they heard was "please go ahead & start up a toddler induced wave machine the scale of which could be used to test war ships, soak the floor & then flail about like a confined depressed killer whale which will eventually eat it's trainer". Turns out it's fine though as the water has now drained through the cracks in the floor boards & has seeped through the ceiling downstairs. This only even happens when I'm in charge on my own. Coincidence? #bathtimetusnami #theyremakingmelookbad #ineedflooddefences #imadeadman #thewaterisnowdownstairs #Fatherofdaughters #fod #dadlife #instadad

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Da li je neko neko dobio dopis koji obaveštava roditelje da je danas Međunarodni dan suprotnosti? Ne? Nisam ni ja, ali izgleda da su deca obaveštena da je potpuno u redu raditi upravo suprotno od onoga što im kažu roditelji. Za vreme večernjeg kupanja rekao sam: ‘Molim vas da prestanite  da se prskate. Mama će me ubiti ako to kasnije zaboravim da počistim’. Ono što su one čule bilo je: ‘Samo napred i pokrenite mašinu za pokretanje talasa na kojima se mogu testirati ratni brodovi, natopiti pod i koprcati se kao zatvoren depresivni kit koji će na kraju pojesti svog trenera”. Ispostavilo se da je sve u redu iako je voda procurila kroz pukotine na podu i potopila plafon. Ovo se događa samo kada sam ja zadužen za red. Slučajnost – stoji u opisu fotografije ‘veselog kupanja’.

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Dads change nappies too: Apart from the ballsy women with bladders apparently the size of a old pea that barge into mens toilets to avoid the queue of cross-legged females snaking around the building, many ladies probably have no idea what goes on in the room marked 'Gentlemen'. Well here's the secret – it's usually a lot of guys peeing into urinals trying to overcome stage fright, a couple of blocked toilets, a few broken taps, a floor that's like walking on glue and occasionally a guy struggling to change their kids nappy – jacket laid on the toilet seat, on his knees in a cubicle, keeping the broken door shut with his arse. Why? Because, believe it or not, in 2019 many men's toilets still don't have changing tables. That means we either rough it in the men's, use the disable one go alfresco (behind a tree / down an alley) or pass responsibilities to the ladies in our lives. This needs to change. And I'm not just talking about the nappy. Any dad's out there with horror stories to share? Is your country better than the UK? I want to get legislation changed so can do what has to be done in relative comfort and hygiene! #changelegislationnotjustnappies #wetknees #dadschangetoo #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #instadad #fod

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Tate takođe menjaju pelene. Osim što poneke žene upadaju u muški WC kako bi izbegle red u ženskom, mnoge od njih verovatno nemaju pojma što se događa iza zatvorenih vrata. Evo tajne – obično je mnogo tipova koji pišaju u pisoare, nekoliko zatvorenih kabina, nekoliko slomljenih slavina, pod koji je lepljiv i tu i tamo neki tip koji pokušava promeniti pelenu detetu. Jakna položena na WC- šolju, kolena koja pridržavaju vrata koja se ne mogu zatvoriti. Zašto? Zato što verovali ili ne, 2019. godina je i mnogo muških toaleta još uvek nema sto za presvlačenje. To se mora promeniti. Je li vaša zemlja bolja od Velike Britanije? Ovakve stvari želim činiti u relativnoj udobnosti i higijeni – poručio je

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